Watch first and ask questions later. And trust me, you will have questions.
These men were probably just playing catch and lost the ball… and decided the next best item to throw and catch would be a laptop (they’re so cheap these days). But it’s become a huge trending topic on Twitter and gone viral on YouTube thanks to a contest promising a trip to Australia’s Great Barrier Reef and free computer to the person who submits the most “extreme, crazy videos” to them.
For those days when she doesn’t want to give off the stripper/streetwalker vibe, Miley Cyrus puts on an argyle sweater and some glasses. Of course, when she poses for her self-portraits, she still tries to imbue the image with some of that “When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad…” eye work.
The 16-year-old singer — who recently worked a pole at the Teen Choice Awards — showed her Twitter followers the lastest “smart girl” frames she’s sporting.
Tweet #499 was just sent. Won’t you start following Dishiness on Twitter for #500? Tell your friends to do the same, and let me know what you think I should mention in the big five-oh-oh!
On the last night of her tour with Keith Urban, Taylor Swift wanted to give the married singer a kiss.
Kind of.
This is what he got.
The starlet posted the picture on Twitter last night with a caption explaining what happened: “Last night on tour with Keith Urban. Pranking is a must. How about rushing his stage during ‘Kiss a Girl’ dressed like this? It went down.”
Doug Reinhardt did us all a favor, and took Paris Hilton out of the country. That means the most we have to hear from her is Twitter updates (and that’s only if we have an unfortunate accident and stumble upon them).
The baseball player took his girl to a private island in Fiji, where they’re diving, jet skiing and sky diving. And away from cameras (we hope).
Please make the vacation looooong.
So not only are celebrities using Twitter, but now their individual limbs and joints are opening accounts, too. Welome DrakesKnee to the online world — the same joint that failed musician Drake while on stage with Lil’ Wayne in Camden, New Jersey.
Most of the knee’s Tweets have been rap verses, such as this gem:
“hip hop’s like an open sore / but weezy came and opened doors / don’t worry bout my knee / worry if i lose my vocal chords“
And this:
“before I tripped I was the man / wish I was rappin in some sand / now I never want to hear “Fallin” by Alicia, man“
Impressive. I’ve got to say, few of my body parts can rhyme anywhere near that well. But that doesn’t mean you wouldn’t enjoy Dishiness Tweets… Yeah, that’s a clear hint.
Look who’s back on the Love Train!
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt broke up two months ago on less-than-stellar terms, but they’re back on and happy to let the world know. Doug even took to Tweeting his twitterpation:
“Laying in bed watching SportsCenter with my girl.”
“What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!”
That’s a sign of true love, people.
All joking aside, I’m happy for them if they’re happy. Paris said back in April that she wanted to marry Doug, so she’s desperate we know her feelings for him run deep.
Yay for love.
Jessica Simpson linked to this picture when Tweeting to fans about her girls’ night this past weekend:
“Love my ladies!!! Wish I could be with them everyday of my life. Laughter is wonderful :)”
I’m sure she needed it… rejuvenates the spirit and gets the emotional toxins out! As I’m sure many restaurant patrons (and a few texted friends) can attest, I was part of an active and vocal girls’ night last night…
Tell me in the comments, ladies — what was the best girls’ night you ever had, and why?
Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, but it looks like he lost it again. A fan asked him via Twitter, “Why aren’t you sexy like Robert Pattinson?”
Ouch!
But Justin had a humble answer: “Because God loved him more than me.”
Who do you see as God’s favored, aka the sexiest?
Today is Michael Jackson’s funeral, but one close friend has announced that she won’t be attending.
Explaining her reasoning on Twitter, Elizabeth Taylor admitted she just wasn’t up to it:
“I just don’t believe that Michael would want me to share my grief with millions of others. How I feel is between us. Not a public event. I cannot be a part of the public whoopla. And I cannot guarantee that I would be coherent to say a word. I will always love Michael from the depth of my being and nothing can separate us. My love goes out to Katherine and Michael’s beloved children.”
Interesting side note, few people have mentioned sending love to Joe Jackson…
