Uh… five months pregnant?

Really?

Kourtney Kardashian’s only got four months left to cook that baby and she still looks like she’s in better shape than her baby sister. That’s got to suck for Khloe.

Is it better for pregnancy to show?

I would say yes, personally. I want people to know that my growing size is due to another person taking up residency in my womb, and that my unending appetite isn’t entirely my fault. And I’d also be afraid that if people didn’t notice my pregnancy, they’d just think I was… you know… naturally big.

Maybe someone noticed that Jennifer Hudson was pregnant, but the picture above was taken only four months ago — when she was five months preggo — and I wouldn’t have thought there was a baby involved. But David Daniel Otunga, Jr. was hiding out in her belly even back then, and he was finally born yesterday. The kid weighed in at 7 pounds and 14 ounces.

Congratulations to Jennifer and David, Sr.!

The pea in Nicole Richie’s pod likes Wasabi.

The mom-to-be recently admitted that being pregnant has changed every area of her life:

“[I have] more cravings… I eat a lot of Wasabi right now, which I actually hate in my real life. So we’ll see. We’ll see what happens, we’ll see if I end up hating it again, or if I have a newfound love for it.”

And when it comes to her super skinny body — Nicole once famously threw a party exclusively for women who weighed less than 100 pounds — the mom has changed drastically, saying she sees no reason to cover up the growing life in one’s womb:

“I just don’t think that there’s a need to do that. I think that the last thing a woman wants to feel like is that they ahve to change their whole entire wardrobe just because they’re pregnant. You have enough going on and you have enough to worry about. I just don’t think that, that’s another thing you need to add onto your plate…”

Awww. Motherhood has matured the party girl.

Speaking of celebrity genes, some kid got fathered seven months ago by Jude Law. Two months till the bun pops out of the oven, and Jude, Jr. #4 arrives.

This was not planned, and according to The Mirror the actor was just informed about the results of his short-lived romance:

“His relationship with the girl was a passing fling, nothing serious. It was supposed to be a bit of fun for the both of them. He had no idea she was pregnant until she called and told him. Jude is a family man and he would not choose for a child to be born under these circumstances. But he wants to behave honorably.”

And by “behave honorably,” Jude means that he will lovingly sign the support check every month before having an assistant mail it off to the birth m other.

Rumor has it that Ashlee Simpson and husband Pete Wentz are having some serious arguments these days. Why? According to the National Enquirer’s sourc, because Pete wants to start making more babies, and Ashlee is not so gung-ho:

“Pete wants Ashlee pregnant NOW. He wants a big family. And he’s adamant that the children should be close in age. But Ashlee is consumed with making it as a serious actress. Each time Pete brings up the idea of a new baby, Ashlee groans, ‘We just had one!’

While Ashlee does want more kids, she wants to wait a couple of years. It’s Pete who is getting antsy — and the baby issue is starting to create conflict.

Ashlee worked hard to slim down and lose baby weight after Bronx was born in November. She thinks another pregnancy now will slow her career momentum. And the last thing she wants is to jeopardize this new television gig because of morning sickness and dealing with the physical toll of a pregnancy.”

Can you blame her? Pete continued working and partying during Ashlee’s pregnancy and after Bronx’s birth — while she got to sit home with babycake. If she’s serious about having a career, this is do-or-die time.

Heidi Klum isn’t letting pregnancy get in the way of spending time with her kids. The supermodel took the children to the park where they played on the swings (and maybe went swimming).

So cute!

Josh Duhamel — who I will forever think of as Tad Hamilton — married Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie a few months back. Now, he admits, they’re in negotiations about family size. He’s hoping they can both get their way:

“We’re thinking about kids. I don’t know when. She said that she’d be pregnant twice. So I said, ‘Great, we’ll have two sets of twins!’”

Somehow, I doubt that’s what Fergie meant. Still cute that Tad Josh wants a big family!

Awww, this is sweet. Kendra Wilkinson announced that she felt her baby kick for the very first time:

“It was so crazy. I was just sitting there and then all of a sudden, ‘Bam!’ I was like, ‘That wasn’t gas!’

I got really excited even though it felt weird. I was like… ‘Something’s in there! It’s healthy!’ Hank is in Phoenix, and I called him right away and was like, ‘I just felt it kick for the first time.’ I just researched on the internet if you can feel it kick this early. I’m four months and one week right now, and it said I can, so it’s crazy!” (via UsMagazine.com)

It’s great that she’s so excited about this baby. Kendra might not be sounding nearly as thrilled when the baby’s kicking more or sitting on her bladder — common occurrences, I’m told — but I hope she enjoys as much of this experience as possible.

So here’s a question — is there a recall out on Victoria’s Secret lingerie that I don’t know about? Because if so, I’d like to return a few things immediately.

The VS models have been dropping like flies lately, and it seems like the only real common thread is the duds they model. One by one, they’ve been picked off by pregnancy, and Karolina Kurkova is the latest victim… er, happy mother-to-be.

While I think I’m happy for the joyful news and all, I don’t want any of my own. So if those newly purchased bits of lace need to go back, I’ll gladly return them and keep buns out of my oven.

Congratulations to Jim Carrey, who just discovered that he’ll soon be a grandpa!

His daughter, 21-year-old Jane Carrey, announced to her dad that she and fiance Alex Santana are expecting a little one.

Jim’s going to be a young grandfather, since he’s only 47… but that means he’ll be playing and racing and enjoying that kid. So cute! And he admits he’s looking forward to it, saying, “I am very excited. Jane is going to be a great mom.”

So great!