Not only is it beyond gag-inducing that Spencer Pratt interviewed his wife, Heidi Montag, for the September issue of Playboy, but what she tells him is even more ridiculous:
“You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer. I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms. Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day.”
Yeah, tell me THAT wasn’t planned ahead of time. I’m sure Spencer scripted and coached that little confession.
Poor baby Stewie. He’s only a year old, but Seth MacFarlane’s already outed him as gay.
Whatever happened to letting people do it at their own speed, when they’re ready?
In an interview that appears in the September issue of Playboy, Seth admits the issue almost became an episode… but then they held back:
“We had an episode that went all the way to the script phase in which Stewie does come out. It had to do with the harassment he took from other kids at school. He ends up going back in time to prevent a passage in Leviticus from being written: ‘Thou shalt no lie with mankind as with womankind. It is an abomination.’
But we decided it’s better to keep it vague, which makes more sense because a one-year-old. Ultimately, Stewie will be gay or a very unhappy repressed heterosexual. It also explains why he’s so hellbent on killing [his mother, Lois] and taking over th world: He has a lot of aggression, which comes from confusion and uncertainty about his orientation.”
Other revelations will be made this season, too, and Seth only revealed some of them in the interview. Like, Lois finds out she’s Jewish. And Meg’s life continues to suck, and Peter is still dumb, and…
I think the surprising part isn’t that Stewie wants to kill Lois, but that he doesn’t want to kill everyone in that family… or at least exile them to a faraway land.
Even though Lauren Conrad left The Hills, it isn’t stopping anyone from asking her about Heidi and Spencer. For example, in an interview that will appear in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Lauren was asked about Heidi and her Playboy posing, and Lauren slyly referred to her former friend’s fake boobs:
“They’re not going to pay for themselves…
I don’t call magazines and let them know about things so they can write stories. There was never an incentive to keep doing The Hills so I could get into Les Deux. That was never the point. It was more to create a fan base so I can go create a business and do something I really love doing… You have to laugh [at Heidi and Spencer].”
Too funny. I can’t wait to hear Heid and Spencer’s response… I’m sure it will be absolutely ridiculous and out of proportion to what Lauren said.
Alec Baldwin, politician?
The 30 Rock actor recently told Playboy that he’s thinking of a career switch, and said that a few unnamed individuals in the Democratic party have approached him about running for governor of Ohio, or other positions in New Jersey or Connecticut.
Alec is from New York, so he’d have to change his residence for any of those campaigns.
The problem, he says, is that he has a lot of baggage that might hamper a run:
“I’ll put it this way. The desire is there; that’s one component. The other component is opportunity.” (via CNN)
Do you think Alec could make a successful transition to politics? His recorded rants against his daughter Ireland seem enough on their own to make it difficult.
Many of Kendra Wilkinson’s wedding details have been planned with television and Playboy in mind. But her honeymoon is focused on nakedness.
Yes, Kendra said she plans to whisk her new husband away to a private island so they don’t have to wear a shred of clothing:
“We’re keeping the honeymoon destination a secret. It’s a private island, I want to be able to walk around nakd if I want and not have paparazzos! I’m so excited! I ready to run down the aisle and jump on Hank!”
The wedding is this Saturday, so she doesn’t have long to wait to jump and strip!
Hugh Hefner has no idea who he’s sleeping with.
He says that he really can’t tell the blondes apart… and while two of them are twins, so it almost makes sense, there is that third one who doesn’t share DNA with the others.
No matter.
“I have one little trick, one has a little mark,” Hugh admitted. “Other than that, I don’t know.”
I suppose it really doesn’t matter, since all of them were chosen based on their close resemblance to slutty Barbie dolls…
Thanks, Fox News.
Awww… it sounds like Hank Baskett is going to be a good daddy.
I’ll admit, I don’t know much about the guy other than he’s engaged to Kendra Wilkinson. He plays football, so my eyes glaze over and my brain stops functioning until it hears words it knows like “chocolate” or “serendipity” (come on, you know that’s a fun word to say).
But the athlete spoke to Marc Malkin about how he plans to be an involved dad from day one — and it’s sweet:
“It takes two people to get pregnant. You can’t have just one person doing everything. There’s going to be some things I can’t make, but I’m going to try my hardest to be at every appointment, at every meeting, everything… That’s one of the hardest things, to be across the country while she’s pregnant. I was like, ‘Babe, I wish I could be there to hold your hair.’”
What a good father Hank will be. And it sounds like he’s going to be a good husband, too. Even with the wedding planning, he’s trying to take the pressure off of Kendra:
“I am trying to take care of most of what I can so I can take it off her shoulders. I want her to enjoy this wedding, because if she’s happy, I’m happy. That’s all that matters.”
In my mind, he just went from being Some Guy Who Likes Playboy Bunnies to being a great human being.
On June 7th, we’ll all be able to watch the adventures of a Playboy Bunny released into the wild. Yes, Kendra Wilkinson’s reality show finally debuts, and will walk us through how hard it is for a former Playmate to be… normal.
According to UsMagazine.com, Kendra struggles with doing chores for herself (what do you mean there are no maids?) and furnishing a house (spoiler: the first piece of “furniture” is a stripper pole).
Sounds like it could be a fun summer watch. Will you count yourself in?
What is THIS?!
The empire Hugh Hefner began in 1953, aka PLAYBOY, is for sale!
According to a New York Post article, the magazine and its related ventures are on the market for anyone who’s got $300 million. No one’s biting (go figure, with porn going for $0 all over the internet). Hef has not okayed the “For Sale” sign, and many don’t think he’ll go along with it even if a buyer steps up.
Do you think Hef should sell? And if so, should he give the thumbs up to a lower price to unload the brand?
So… here we have a former Playboy bunny who makes bad relationship decisions. Holly Madison convinced herself that Hugh Hefner would marry and impregnate her. Then she decided that Criss Angel was her One True Love.
In her most recent poor decision, Holly caught Russell Brand’s eye and took him home. According to The Sun’s source, Russell is really only interested in the fame and bedroom time:
“Russell has really hit it off with Holly. She’s a big star in the US, which he finds really attractive… Russ has been making late-night visits to her home in the Hollywood Hills. He’s been there three times in the past week and neighbors have heard them ‘enjoying themselves’ loudly.”
Does Holly not have any friends? I mean, just one girlfriend would do, as long as she slapped her and told her to stop being so pathetically desperate.
