MGM Grand’s Wet Republic is throwing a bash and having Jon Gosselin host it. They announced it with a dubious public statement:
“Jon Gosselin, America’s favorite father (Jon and Kate Plus 8), is coming to Las Vegas for a little R&R and will be hosting poolside.”
Uh… favorite father? Even before the cheating and divorce papers, I think it would be a huge stretch to say Jon even made the Top 100 Favorite Fathers. But, this is also the same venue that paid Lindsay Lohan to host a birthday party there last month… and we know how wise a decision that turned out to be.
Obviously whoever is in charge of promotion for Wet Republic is reading magazines from the doctor’s office to get their news about popular celebrities. Old, old copies that suggest that Lindsay is “On Top Of Her Game And Better Than Ever!” and that Jon is a “Doting Dad Of Eight!”
Right.
Lindsay Lohan’s career is in the toilet, and supposedly she’s serious this time about reviving it.
Unfortunately, that desire isn’t clear to the people who have to work with her — particularly the editor-in-chief of British Elle. Lorraine Candy said that she sent photographers and reporters chasing the actress down, because Lindsay never showed up when and where she said she would. Instead of keeping commitments, Lindsay hounded Samantha Ronson and burst into tears while Elle staffers looked on helplessly. Lorraine says she then received a note from Lindsay that probably gave her a good laugh:
“Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month’s cover shoot. It read: ‘Let’s do it again some time.’ I’ve put it on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don’t know if I could. This was the most unpredictable, and confusing shoot in my magazine career.
First, Lindsay was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris. She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room. She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there.” (via New York Daily News)
The editor kindly didn’t mention that $38,500 worth of jewelry from that shoot also went missing… and Lindsay’s been known to snatch.
Is this career something that can even BE salvaged?
So… I was right to wonder if they were actually back together, because it sounds like even Lindsay and Samantha were on different pages about their relationship.
At 6 a.m. this morning, Lindsay was on Samantha’s doorstep knocking and begging to be let in. Once she walked inside, paparazzi out on the walk heard yelling and things being thrown:
“As soon as Lindsay was let in the house, her and Samantha began yelling at each other. Lindsay screamed a little bit at first, but then we heard Sam yell at Lindsay to get the f*** out of her house! She sounded really irritated, and seems like Lindsay was picking a fight with her over her dinner with Drea [de Matteo] at Nobu last night.” (via X17)
Samantha needs to stop entertaining the insanity and just keep Lindsay out of her life. Get some really good earplugs and ignore the 6 a.m. wake-ups.
Do you think Lindsay Lohan could survive a day of I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!?
Producers are hoping she can… or that she’ll at least agree to try. They feel it might help her career, too:
“Lindsay’s the perfect person for a reality show like I’m A Celeb. She’s young, fallen and there’s an element of tragedy in her life. Most people who go on the show are in need of a healthy pay check and also want to raise their carers from the dead. Lindsay is perfect fodder for the show.”
But… to go on the show would also admit that her career’s been in the toilet, which is something Lindsay’s been denying to the world and probably to herself, too. Do you think she’d have the self-awareness to realize this could actually help?
Mischa Barton’s 72 hours of lockdown are up, but the actress plans to stay voluntarily. Maybe it was friends convincing her or just an epiphany, but the actress has figured out that she is severely messed up.
According to one of the New York Post’s sources, Mischa has a lot to sort through before she can handle life on her own again:
“She’s in very bad shape. She’s running out of money and can’t find love, so now she is looking for a good time to escape her misery. She is on a downward spiral. She is a mess. She is a suicidal, uninsurable mess.”
Hopefully she gets clean and sober and healthy in the head. We do not need another Lindsay Lohan situation (I’d say Britney, but no one can come close to Britney — that was History Making Crazy).
Making movies — even for ABC Family Channel — isn’t child’s play.
Lindsay Lohan’s latest film, Labor Pains, was originally intended for release in theaters. I don’t which came first, the sucking or the decision, but someone wisely decided NOT to send it even to DVD first — straight to cable. And, if reviews are to be believed, Lindsay’s movie is bad even by undemanding made-for-TV standards.
Her career is at such a low point, can we even call it a career? Maybe it would be kinder to call it a hobby.
Will these two ever make up their minds?!
I never know if they’re together, they’ve split, they’re “friends”… so confusing. I wish they’d just wear shirts when together that announce their current relationship status. Kind of like Facebook for t-shirts.
That’s a good idea. I bet it’s been taken…
Five minutes later, and the answer is yes.
ANYway. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got together yesterday to chow down on some Mexican food before heading to the Staples Center, where they caught a performance of the American Idols Tour.
Lindsay Lohan has decided she is now a businesswoman.
In partnership with Kristi Kaylor — who runs Lindsay’s leggings line — she’s developing several television shows. One of them is tentatively called Faux Real, and is being pitched as a variation on Entourage. Another idea she’s come up with is a dating show titled That’s What Friends Are For.
These are super original concepts.
At any rate, you may be subjected to more Lindsay… so don’t get your leggings in a hitch. I warned you.
Neither Lindsay Lohan nor Christina Aguilera are really known for their flawless fashion choices or designing ability. But for some reason, both women have been asked to make appearances on the next season of Project Runway.
Why? Just for the crazy, or do they need the ratings that badly?
Lindsay Lohan threw away a script awhile back, dismissing it as having no chance at being a success.
Now she’s sobbing into a pillow somewhere, because she turned down a starring role in The Hangover, potentially the summer’s biggest film. What makes this story even better is that producers had no interest in Lindsay — it was the insistent work of her agent that even got the script sent to her door.
Lindsay, ever full of good ideas and wisdom, snubbed it.
How’s that legging line going?
