Brooke Hogan went on the radio to talk about all the people she doesn’t like. And then she said she loves “every black person.” Too bad one of the people she said she didn’t like was Beyonce, who happens to be black, too.
Brooke must be experiencing so much cognitive dissonance right now.
Brooke Hogan promised that she’d answer phone calls from her friends fans, and the reality star followed through. She webcamed the experience so everyone would know she kept her word.
My favorite part of this clip is when she says she isn’t wearing any makeup (not true) and looks rotten without it. I wish Brooke would wear minimal makeup all the time — she looks so much better and less like a hooker, don’t you think?
Brooke Hogan wants to tell you from her warehouse apartment how sexy she is, as well as that she gets bored and wants to talk to you tomorrow.
So… enjoy that.
Brooke Hogan has another single, this time partnering with Flo Rida for a track that isn’t horrible.
It sounds like she’s trying to be Britney Spears… which isn’t bad, just kind of sad that the only likable song sounds like someone else. Poor Brooke is so desperate to be a star that she’ll never actually figure out who she is and what she sounds like.
At any rate, listen to Ruff Me Up below.
Brooke Hogan has a boyfriend, but that didn’t stop her from going on a lesbian date… because she will do absolutely anything to promote her show and be famous.
Want a taste of how it went? Watch the clip below!
Because her own songs weren’t bad enough, Brooke Hogan insisted on finding another way to hurt us auditorily.
Yesterday, the wannabe singer posted a MySpace message:
Hey you guys! Ok so like every girl in the world, I LOVE the song Birthday Sex. I found myself singing it every minute so I took my butt in the studio and did a lil version myself. Lemme know what you think… and haters- eat it up:)
The song will be featured on my upcoming mixtape, “Judgement Day,” available for download ONLY on Brookesworld.com!
come on… everyone needs a little birthday sex
Legally Yours,
Brooke
I can’t even embed the video here… I mean, it’s possible, but I don’t hate you that much. Here’s a link if you really want to listen to it. But I promise you don’t.
Oh, and in case you were wondering… in the pictures below, Brooke isn’t babysitting. That’s her boyfriend.
Someone got a little miffed that Brooke Hogan came up with the Best Cover Art of All Time, and shot back with this issue Rolling Stone.
That’ll show Brooke.
Uh…
I learned while watching Bambi as a child that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. I think is a good time to practice that…
This is the cover for Brooke Hogan’s new album, The Redemption.
Are you needing your fake boob fix for the day? How about bad lipsynching?
If this is you, it is absolutely necessary to watch Brooke Hogan’s new music video, Falling. She also reveals that she’s unable to multi-task, and that she needs flash cards to get through what amounts to a one-scene video.
Enjoy!
She’s coming out with another album? Wasn’t the first embarrassing enough?
Listen to Brooke Hogan’s newest single Falling, featuring Stack$. If for some reason it inspires you to want the entire album, it’s coming out late in the summer and will be called The Redemption. You also get to experience the cheese-tastic photo collage someone put together. Fabulous.
