MGM Grand’s Wet Republic is throwing a bash and having Jon Gosselin host it. They announced it with a dubious public statement:
“Jon Gosselin, America’s favorite father (Jon and Kate Plus 8), is coming to Las Vegas for a little R&R and will be hosting poolside.”
Uh… favorite father? Even before the cheating and divorce papers, I think it would be a huge stretch to say Jon even made the Top 100 Favorite Fathers. But, this is also the same venue that paid Lindsay Lohan to host a birthday party there last month… and we know how wise a decision that turned out to be.
Obviously whoever is in charge of promotion for Wet Republic is reading magazines from the doctor’s office to get their news about popular celebrities. Old, old copies that suggest that Lindsay is “On Top Of Her Game And Better Than Ever!” and that Jon is a “Doting Dad Of Eight!”
Right.
Lindsay Lohan’s career is in the toilet, and supposedly she’s serious this time about reviving it.
Unfortunately, that desire isn’t clear to the people who have to work with her — particularly the editor-in-chief of British Elle. Lorraine Candy said that she sent photographers and reporters chasing the actress down, because Lindsay never showed up when and where she said she would. Instead of keeping commitments, Lindsay hounded Samantha Ronson and burst into tears while Elle staffers looked on helplessly. Lorraine says she then received a note from Lindsay that probably gave her a good laugh:
“Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month’s cover shoot. It read: ‘Let’s do it again some time.’ I’ve put it on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don’t know if I could. This was the most unpredictable, and confusing shoot in my magazine career.
First, Lindsay was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris. She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room. She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there.” (via New York Daily News)
The editor kindly didn’t mention that $38,500 worth of jewelry from that shoot also went missing… and Lindsay’s been known to snatch.
Is this career something that can even BE salvaged?
It sucks to go bald. It sucks even more if you’re female. It might suck worst of all if you’re a celebrity who’s photographed constantly.
But according to the National Enquirer’s source, Linday Lohan is in this situation. Thanks to years of dying and extensions, the gossip dished that her hair is thinning fast:
“Lindsay has done so much to her hair, it’s a wonder she hasn’t lost it all! She overprocesses it and gtes too many extensions, which often rip her real hair out. You know Lindsay has been around when you see these long red hairs everywhere.”
In your opinion, is this more Hansel and Gretel-ish, or like a serial killer with a trademark? Either way, we may soon see Lindsay wearing wigs.
In an example of her tremendous acting ability, Lindsay Lohan went to Millions of Milkshakes last night to make her own. The actress acted like she was actually planning to drink it on her way out, too, possibly even without lacing it first with powder or booze.
Before the fighting and thrown clothing a few days ago, Samantha Ronson celebrated ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. She also gave Lindsay some very special gifts, according to the National Enquirer:
“Samantha presented her with a gift guaranteed to create lots of buzz — a big, brightly gift-wrapped basket of sex toys selected by herself. She spent hours shopping Hollywood’s erotic emporiums for the items.” (via Female First)
I suppose Lindsay interpreted that as a come-on when Samantha meant it as a “now you don’t need me” gift. Hence the 6 a.m. visit a few days later…
Next time (if there is one… hopefully not), Samantha needs to stay away from anything related to sex. Maybe some Metamucil or Vitamin C would make a better gift.
So… I was right to wonder if they were actually back together, because it sounds like even Lindsay and Samantha were on different pages about their relationship.
At 6 a.m. this morning, Lindsay was on Samantha’s doorstep knocking and begging to be let in. Once she walked inside, paparazzi out on the walk heard yelling and things being thrown:
“As soon as Lindsay was let in the house, her and Samantha began yelling at each other. Lindsay screamed a little bit at first, but then we heard Sam yell at Lindsay to get the f*** out of her house! She sounded really irritated, and seems like Lindsay was picking a fight with her over her dinner with Drea [de Matteo] at Nobu last night.” (via X17)
Samantha needs to stop entertaining the insanity and just keep Lindsay out of her life. Get some really good earplugs and ignore the 6 a.m. wake-ups.
Do you think Lindsay Lohan could survive a day of I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!?
Producers are hoping she can… or that she’ll at least agree to try. They feel it might help her career, too:
“Lindsay’s the perfect person for a reality show like I’m A Celeb. She’s young, fallen and there’s an element of tragedy in her life. Most people who go on the show are in need of a healthy pay check and also want to raise their carers from the dead. Lindsay is perfect fodder for the show.”
But… to go on the show would also admit that her career’s been in the toilet, which is something Lindsay’s been denying to the world and probably to herself, too. Do you think she’d have the self-awareness to realize this could actually help?
Mischa Barton’s 72 hours of lockdown are up, but the actress plans to stay voluntarily. Maybe it was friends convincing her or just an epiphany, but the actress has figured out that she is severely messed up.
According to one of the New York Post’s sources, Mischa has a lot to sort through before she can handle life on her own again:
“She’s in very bad shape. She’s running out of money and can’t find love, so now she is looking for a good time to escape her misery. She is on a downward spiral. She is a mess. She is a suicidal, uninsurable mess.”
Hopefully she gets clean and sober and healthy in the head. We do not need another Lindsay Lohan situation (I’d say Britney, but no one can come close to Britney — that was History Making Crazy).
Making movies — even for ABC Family Channel — isn’t child’s play.
Lindsay Lohan’s latest film, Labor Pains, was originally intended for release in theaters. I don’t which came first, the sucking or the decision, but someone wisely decided NOT to send it even to DVD first — straight to cable. And, if reviews are to be believed, Lindsay’s movie is bad even by undemanding made-for-TV standards.
Her career is at such a low point, can we even call it a career? Maybe it would be kinder to call it a hobby.
Will these two ever make up their minds?!
I never know if they’re together, they’ve split, they’re “friends”… so confusing. I wish they’d just wear shirts when together that announce their current relationship status. Kind of like Facebook for t-shirts.
That’s a good idea. I bet it’s been taken…
Five minutes later, and the answer is yes.
ANYway. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got together yesterday to chow down on some Mexican food before heading to the Staples Center, where they caught a performance of the American Idols Tour.
