Uh… five months pregnant?

Really?

Kourtney Kardashian’s only got four months left to cook that baby and she still looks like she’s in better shape than her baby sister. That’s got to suck for Khloe.

Yes, Kourtney Kardashian!

Do you think it was planned in order to promote her new show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami? It debuts this weekend.

Whatever the circumstances, Kourtney is refusing to name the father or give details about her relationship status with ex-boyfriend Scott Disick. Instead of answering questions, Kourtney coyly tells reporters to watch her show on Sunday.

Are you shocked? I’ll admit — I am! I pegged Kourtney as the Sister Who Never Had Kids To Protect Her Figure.

I TOLD you taglines were easy to write!

This one induces the giggles, don’t you think?

Speaking of covers, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian snagged their own. Yes, it’s the less-prestigious Steppin’ Out of New York and New Jersey, but often-overlooked sisters have to start somewhere, right?

The two are trying to promote their new reality show about opening up a new Dash boutique in Miami, so posing seductively in bikinis was probably a good move. It says, “Why yes, this is what I wear all the time, since I live in Miami now. Tune into my show to see me in other bikinis, and if my insipid conversation bores you just click mute. It won’t affect the ratings, so we’ll all be happy!”

The two less-famous Kardashian sisters started a new Dash boutique in Miami, as well as a new reality and late-night radio show. So in their off time, what are they doing?

Getting photographed on Miami Beach, of course!

The two didn’t look shy or upset by the attention…

If you keep up with th Kardashians, you know Khloe and Kourtney moved to Miami to open a new Dash store. It looks like Khloe is expanding her repetoire while down there, however, because she just announced on her blog she’s hosting a late-night radio show!

“Hi dolls. So as some of you might have already heard, I’m getting my own weekly radio show in Miami! Wooooohooooo!!!!

I have a five week trial run on Y100 (100.7) and it’s one of MIA’s top stations.  It’s called ‘Khloe After Dark’ and it will air every Friday night from midnight to 3:00am.  I’ll be talking about a variety of topics including music and entertainment news, and I’ll also be interviewing celebrities.  I start tomorrow and I’m so nervous LOL.

I’m sure you’re wondering about the car… well if you’re around the Miami area, you might happn to see this Khloe car cruising around the area to promote the show haha.

I hope you guys will be calling in!!! xoxo”

Anyone in Miami planning to listen? Do you think she’ll make it past the trial period?

So Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were out at LIV nightclub in Miami, and were getting irritated that no one cared they were there. What did they expect? Kim, aka The Famous One, wasn’t with them!

So the two reality show stars did the only thing they could think of to garner some attention — they threw money at club-goers!

Khloe and Kourtney dropped about $3,000 in one-dollar bills from the club’s balcony. One person who was there told the New York Daily News that there was no announcement… the money just fell:

“Money started falling from the ceiling! It just kept coming and coming, and when I looked up, I saw the Kardashians.”

Mission accomplished! But sad they had to spend three grand just to have people look at them…

Tao Nightclub found the perfect hosts for their Anti-Valentine’s Day party last night — Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian. The sisters enjoyed the spotlight for the little black dress party celebrating single status.

Khloe, you’ll remember, recently broke up with her boyfriend, Rashad McCants. This is probably therapy for her.

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!

Have you missed seeing these faces? Last night at the Los Angeles Millions of Milkshakes, photographers stumbled across some attention hungry celebrities. Helping the paps out with their efficiency, Perez Hilton, Heidi Montag and kind-of husband Spencer Pratt, and the Kardashian sisters all grouped together in one place to be sure they got snapped “having fun” and “being silly” together.

We love “spontaneous”!

This is too funny, and pretty much makes my Monday. This past weekend, the Victoria’s Secret gals were doing a photo shoot at Miami’s Fontainebleau Resort, when Kim Kardashian strutted out with her sister Kourtney and former reality star Kristin Cavallari. The three wore matching black bikinis, and posed for the paparazzi — basically stealing the limelight.

The VS girls weren’t getting the attention they so richly deserved, so security asked Kim et al. to leave.

Love it!

Here are the three ladies wearing matching black clothes… apparently this is a theme for them.

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