Uh… five months pregnant?
Really?
Kourtney Kardashian’s only got four months left to cook that baby and she still looks like she’s in better shape than her baby sister. That’s got to suck for Khloe.
13
Aug
Yes, Kourtney Kardashian!
Do you think it was planned in order to promote her new show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami? It debuts this weekend.
Whatever the circumstances, Kourtney is refusing to name the father or give details about her relationship status with ex-boyfriend Scott Disick. Instead of answering questions, Kourtney coyly tells reporters to watch her show on Sunday.
Are you shocked? I’ll admit — I am! I pegged Kourtney as the Sister Who Never Had Kids To Protect Her Figure.
9
Aug
Do not click “play” in front of children or your boss, because Khloe Kardashian is trying to demonstrate that she’s a sexual being. She explains (on the radio, mind you) what she likes in bed, and then chats up a sex toy peddler.
Perfect Sunday fare? Quite possibly.
Not embarrassing at ALL for Kim Kardashian to have her sister, Khloe, talk about her former beau, Reggie Bush on the radio with Ryan Seacrest:
“I haven’t talked to him yet, but my mom just said she’s going to training camp and dragging him back! W all love Reggie. How cute would the babies be?”
Uh, super cute when the dad doesn’t want to be around. Come on, guys, that’s pathetic and it makes Kim look like she NEEDS her mom to drag a guy back to be with her. Kind of like the time my mom wanted to set my sister up with an ex-convict. It looks sad and desperate.
30
Jul
I TOLD you taglines were easy to write!
This one induces the giggles, don’t you think?
27
Jul
Khloe Kardashian posted a short account about one of the highlights of her recent trip to Africa, along with pictures of her cuddling lion cubs.
Too cute!
When Kim and I were in South Africa, we attended this amazing dinner party thrown for us at actress Lee-Anne Summers’ house in Johannesburg! Her house is stunningly beautiful. She wanted us to experience Africa and see some animals since we were so busy working and doing other things that we weren’t able to go on a safari.
She arranged to have two lion cubs brought to her home for the dinner! How amazing are they? They’re brother and sister and they’re only 10 weeks old! The sister had a little attitude but the brother was playing with us all night. Soooo cute!!!!
I can’t believe we got to play with lion cubs!!!! Crazy right?!?
How come none of my friends ever bring lion cubs to dinner? Sometimes there are cats or dogs that can talk (not words, just emotion)… but it’s really not the same. That’s the way to spice up a party, you know: Wild safari animals.
16
Jul
Kim Kardashian was in Africa recently, and almost had to take up temporary residence there… because she lost her passport.
Luckily, her boyfriend Reggie Bush stepped in, and Kim admits he saved the day:
“They wouldn’t let me out of the customs line [but] I left my passport on the plane! They claimed they looked for it but I had a feeling they didn’t. They called the embassy and said I would have had to sleep at the hotel airport. Reggie begged to go check for the passport himself… and he found it!”
The reality star was in Botswana with Reggie and sister Khloe to raise awareness about the ways in which the diamond industry has helped people in the region. The Russell Simmons Diamond Empowerment Fund sponsored the trip, and pushes education as a way to create opportunities for the economically disadvantaged.
Speaking of covers, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian snagged their own. Yes, it’s the less-prestigious Steppin’ Out of New York and New Jersey, but often-overlooked sisters have to start somewhere, right?
The two are trying to promote their new reality show about opening up a new Dash boutique in Miami, so posing seductively in bikinis was probably a good move. It says, “Why yes, this is what I wear all the time, since I live in Miami now. Tune into my show to see me in other bikinis, and if my insipid conversation bores you just click mute. It won’t affect the ratings, so we’ll all be happy!”
21
Jun
The two less-famous Kardashian sisters started a new Dash boutique in Miami, as well as a new reality and late-night radio show. So in their off time, what are they doing?
Getting photographed on Miami Beach, of course!
The two didn’t look shy or upset by the attention…
28
May
If you keep up with th Kardashians, you know Khloe and Kourtney moved to Miami to open a new Dash store. It looks like Khloe is expanding her repetoire while down there, however, because she just announced on her blog she’s hosting a late-night radio show!
“Hi dolls. So as some of you might have already heard, I’m getting my own weekly radio show in Miami! Wooooohooooo!!!!
I have a five week trial run on Y100 (100.7) and it’s one of MIA’s top stations. It’s called ‘Khloe After Dark’ and it will air every Friday night from midnight to 3:00am. I’ll be talking about a variety of topics including music and entertainment news, and I’ll also be interviewing celebrities. I start tomorrow and I’m so nervous LOL.
I’m sure you’re wondering about the car… well if you’re around the Miami area, you might happn to see this Khloe car cruising around the area to promote the show haha.
I hope you guys will be calling in!!! xoxo”
Anyone in Miami planning to listen? Do you think she’ll make it past the trial period?
