Brooke Hogan went on the radio to talk about all the people she doesn’t like. And then she said she loves “every black person.” Too bad one of the people she said she didn’t like was Beyonce, who happens to be black, too.
Brooke must be experiencing so much cognitive dissonance right now.
Aww, Brooke, I know your life sucks, but I can’t imagine it’s going to get better if you join the WWE.
In an apparent effort to show how important she is, Brooke Hogan revealed in an interview with SunSport that the organization is willing to hire her any time she wants:
“The WWE have told me that if I ever want to become a wrestler all I ned to do is walk through the door and they’ll give me a job straight away. They are always like, ‘Hey, Brooke, when are you gonna put on some spandex and get in the ring?’
But it’s just not my interest. I’m more of a girly girl. I would b good at it though, I would really kick a** at it — because I’m really strong and my dad’s trained me up since I was 12 years old.”
This revelation doesn’t actually make you seem more feminine or alluring, Brooke, even if you do claim that you’re too much of a “girly girl” to wrestle.
Question for the male readers: the bodybuilder women, are you into them? Tell me why or why not in the comments section.
Brooke Hogan’s life isn’t really going well. First, she’s dating this guy. I’m sure if I cared I could find out who he is, but I have no interest. He’s pint-sized. Second, her new album, Redemption, debuted on the Billboard 200 at #144. It achieved that great ranking after selling 3.381 copies.
I tell you this story because it serves an important purpose — making the rest of us feel super successful and good about our lives. Apologies to Brooke that she has the be that person, but the world needs at least one…
Wow, what an event!
Saturday Brooke Hogan hosted her album release party… in a Cooper City, Florida Wal-Mart.
It’s actually the perfect venue if you think about it. Wal-Mart is known for the cheap thrill.
Brooke Hogan promised that she’d answer phone calls from her friends fans, and the reality star followed through. She webcamed the experience so everyone would know she kept her word.
My favorite part of this clip is when she says she isn’t wearing any makeup (not true) and looks rotten without it. I wish Brooke would wear minimal makeup all the time — she looks so much better and less like a hooker, don’t you think?
Brooke Hogan wants to tell you from her warehouse apartment how sexy she is, as well as that she gets bored and wants to talk to you tomorrow.
So… enjoy that.
Brooke Hogan has another single, this time partnering with Flo Rida for a track that isn’t horrible.
It sounds like she’s trying to be Britney Spears… which isn’t bad, just kind of sad that the only likable song sounds like someone else. Poor Brooke is so desperate to be a star that she’ll never actually figure out who she is and what she sounds like.
At any rate, listen to Ruff Me Up below.
Brooke Hogan has a boyfriend, but that didn’t stop her from going on a lesbian date… because she will do absolutely anything to promote her show and be famous.
Want a taste of how it went? Watch the clip below!
Because her own songs weren’t bad enough, Brooke Hogan insisted on finding another way to hurt us auditorily.
Yesterday, the wannabe singer posted a MySpace message:
Hey you guys! Ok so like every girl in the world, I LOVE the song Birthday Sex. I found myself singing it every minute so I took my butt in the studio and did a lil version myself. Lemme know what you think… and haters- eat it up:)
The song will be featured on my upcoming mixtape, “Judgement Day,” available for download ONLY on Brookesworld.com!
come on… everyone needs a little birthday sex
Legally Yours,
Brooke
I can’t even embed the video here… I mean, it’s possible, but I don’t hate you that much. Here’s a link if you really want to listen to it. But I promise you don’t.
Oh, and in case you were wondering… in the pictures below, Brooke isn’t babysitting. That’s her boyfriend.
Someone got a little miffed that Brooke Hogan came up with the Best Cover Art of All Time, and shot back with this issue Rolling Stone.
That’ll show Brooke.
