Angelina Jolie isn’t the only one in the household who cares about poor people and tragedies and stuff.

Brad Pitt talked about his work in New Orleans with Ann Curry, and it was fascinating and blah blah blah. But at the end of the interview came the juicy stuff.

Where he talks about love ending.

What?! Yes! Watch the interview… it’s worth it just for that one baffling moment where it seems like he’s admitting that he and Angelina might split.

Three-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was born into beauty and wealth. But the lucky heiress to the genetic fortune of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie refuses to clothe herself in anything but her big brother Maddox’s outgrown clothes.

Angelina’s tried coaxing the little girl into other garments, but Shiloh’s firm. Maybe they should be proud of their daughter for her green behavior (reduce, reuse, recycle!), but I think they’re more concerned with her obsession with clothing than the actual outfits. A few months ago, Shiloh didn’t want to leave the house unless she was wearing a tutu.

I love that this kid already has so much spunk!

Yesterday, Brad Pitt had a break-down. Luckily, it wasn’t a Britney-esque situation… just his vintage motorcycle.

While riding around like a bad boy, the thing conked out. Brad was forced to beg a paparazzo for a ride home.

It’s like AAA for the rich and famous!

I think in the Pitt family, they have a game. That game is called, “How Long Can We Keep Jennifer Aniston’s Attention?”

It looks like Brad’s mom is in the lead right now, if we can believe The National Enquirer.

According to the tabloid’s source, Jennifer was on the phone with Jane whining when her former mother-in-law gave her some interesting info:

“They were having a long chat recently during which Jen told Jane she should be proud of Brad’s generous $1 million donation to St. Johns’ Hospital in Springfield, Missouri, for children’s medical needs.

During the conversation, Jen got quite emotional and said she misses Jane terribly. She said that, although they talk all the time, it’s not the same as when she was officially her daughter-in-law.

Jane told her not to worry — she said she fully believes Brad and Jen will wind up together again, because she knows how miserable he is with Angelina. Then Jane said she knows Brad still loves her — because he told her so himself!

Jen was so happy when she heard that.”

And then Jane got off the phone, giggled, and got cheers from the other family members. She’s so going to win this game.

Jennifer Aniston collapsed on the set of her new movie, The Baster!

The National Enquirer is blaming a rigorous schedule of 14-hour workdays and dehydration, but I think she heard the rumors that Angelina and Brad are talking wedding plans — and fainted!

Yeah, laugh at my theory… but it isn’t too far-fetched given one source from the set:

“Jen is running on fumes and her nerves are frayed. She hasn’t been taking great care of herself physically, and it finally caught up with her.

She’s upset that she’s 40 and all alone. Her love life is definitely causing her sleepless nights and stress. Jen has been complaining to friends that she feels like she’s running on an endless treadmill and that she has zero social life. The collapse was a warning sign that she needs to unplug.”

See? The dehydration and sleepless nights may have contributed, but the source is Jen’s loneliness.

Do you think Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will ever marry?

The Sunday Mirror’s source does, and says Angelina’s decided they ought to so everyone will know how great and strong the relationship is:

“Usually it’s Brad who wants to talk marriage. But this time it was Angelina. An aide sent them all the clippings about their ‘relationship problems’ and Angelina said it was probably best if they married and put an end to the speculation. Brad’s face lit up, he was thrilled.”

There’s a flaw in this theory and story. Can you spot it?

Okay, I’ll tell you. Marriage is not exactly the rock steady institution that guarantees together-forever-ness. Angelina should know that as well as anyone, since she’s already been married twice before and her current beau was married to She Who Shall Not Be Named when they met.

So I’m calling foul on this rumor.

I’m pretty sure that’s a sports term that implies I don’t think this is true.

With her incessantly praised beauty and constant kid and Brad Pitt drama, sometimes it’s easy to forget the Angelina Jolie is an intelligent and articulate woman.

But we’ve been reminded, thanks to a Time Magazine article she authored about the genocide in Darfur, and the United Nations’ responsibility toward the matter. Angelina condemns both Omar al-Bashir and those who ignore the suffering:

“Bashir’s response to the indictments was an insult to the international community and the hundreds of thousands who have died in Darfur. He kicked out of his country 16 international aid groups who were desperately trying to save his citizens. He even appointed one of the suspects, Ahmed Haroun, to a committee supposedly investigating human-rights absues in Darfur. You’ll struggle to find a better illustration of the culture of impunity that reigns in Khartoum.

Darfur has almost disappeared from the news, and experts now call it a “low-intensity” conflict. But the intensity of the crisis has not lessened for those who are struggling to survive. More than 250,000 people from Darfur have lived destitute lives in refugee camps in Chad for six years now. Camps with more than 2 million internally displaced persons inside Darfur are even worse. Thirty percent of those displaced are schoo-age children. Girls leaving the camps are raped; boys leaving the camps are killed. They want an education; they want to go back to their villages, to their land; they want peace. But they also want jusice.”

Go read the rest of her article here.

The National Enquirer tends to get things right… but Brad Pitt’s rep claims that in the case of the Angelina-Brad-breakup, they’re dead wrong.

The spokesperson got in touch with People.com and said the rumors are “absolutely not true.” Which is good, since if they break up they’d have to find a way to split up $200 million and six kids.

But do you believe it?

It is true??

Could Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie be calling it quits?

The National Enquirer is saying YES, and that the last straw occurred in Cannes when, despite their lovey dovey behavior, they could barely say a civil word to one another. The mag’s source said an announcement was in the works:

“They will make it official… It’s an official split… Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he’ll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split.”

If there’s any truth to the story, that means the Hollywood power couple is going to have to divide up their estimated $200 million fortune, as well as decide custody and parenting issues.

Since they have six, and six is an even number, I don’t think this should be a problem. They each take half, kind of like The Parent Trap.

Being a dad has taught Brad Pitt a few tricks. And on the set of Inglourious Basterds, he shared an important one with costar Eli Roth:

“When you’re sweating and don’t have time to take a shower, you just take a baby wipe and rub it under your armpits. After a scene, Brad had to get next to me for a close-up shot, and he said, ‘D*mn, you’re ripe.’ I said, ‘I didn’t have time for a shower.’ He said, ‘Baby wipes, man, baby wipes… I got six kids. All you’ve got to do is just take them, a couple of quick wipes under the pits… I’m getting p*ssed on all day. I don’t have time to take a shower.”

I seem to remember rumors from a long time ago, though, that Brad Pitt didn’t ever like bathing a whole lot. Maybe this has nothing to do with parenthood and everything to do with avoiding the shower.