Angelina Jolie isn’t the only one in the household who cares about poor people and tragedies and stuff.
Brad Pitt talked about his work in New Orleans with Ann Curry, and it was fascinating and blah blah blah. But at the end of the interview came the juicy stuff.
Where he talks about love ending.
What?! Yes! Watch the interview… it’s worth it just for that one baffling moment where it seems like he’s admitting that he and Angelina might split.
Last night was the Los Angeles premiere of Inglourious Basterds, and Angelina Jolie vamped it up on the red carpet in a leather dress and sultry looks. Her goal was to show the world that despite being a humanitarian, mother, and spokesperson, she was still a little sex kitten. And while it worked… someone stole her thunder.
Say hello to Mallika Sherawat.
While she wasn’t quite as ladylike in her ways, Mallika definitely redirected some attention away from Angelina.
How do you think Angelina felt about the situation? She’s the reigning red carpet queen, and someone just invaded her territory.
Three-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was born into beauty and wealth. But the lucky heiress to the genetic fortune of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie refuses to clothe herself in anything but her big brother Maddox’s outgrown clothes.
Angelina’s tried coaxing the little girl into other garments, but Shiloh’s firm. Maybe they should be proud of their daughter for her green behavior (reduce, reuse, recycle!), but I think they’re more concerned with her obsession with clothing than the actual outfits. A few months ago, Shiloh didn’t want to leave the house unless she was wearing a tutu.
So it’s kind of weird to have your dad call you “sexy.” But Angelina Jolie is used to weird, so I suppose that’s okay… she can handle it if anyone can.
Angelina’s dad, Jon Voight, recently compared her to Megan Fox, and mused upon their similarities:
“Well, they are both very beautiful women, and they are both sexy gals, you know. And they’re both in action pictures now. We are all so different from one another that we can’t be compared — but they are very attractive girls.”
Jon apparently hasn’t read reports that Megan hates the comparisons and isn’t going to respond well. And I’m guessing Angelina doesn’t like to be told there’s a younger version of her sexy self in Hollywood.
Angelina Jolie is still trying to get you to care about refugees. As a United Nations Goodwill ambassador, she filmed a short PSA to let you know about World Refugee Day, which is coming up: June 20th.
It’s not super surprising, but Megan Fox’s mom is not a big fan of her daughter’s behavior… and especially not happy with her tattoos.
And after learning that Megan plans to get a sleeve — meaning a tattoo that would cover her entire arm — Darlene got exasperated, according to a source:
“Her mom has never understood why her daughter would want to cover her gorgeous body with tattoos. After each new tattoo, Darlene pleaded with Mgan not to get more. Darlene believes that when Megan is a 40-year-old woman wanting to play more mature roles, people won’t want to hire her because it will be too hard to cover her tattoos.
Megan says Angie is proof a woman can have tattoos and still be successful.”
For a girl who hates to be compared to Angelina Jolie, she’s banking on the fact that other people will. Too bad she’s the poor man’s knock-off.
Jennifer Aniston collapsed on the set of her new movie, The Baster!
The National Enquirer is blaming a rigorous schedule of 14-hour workdays and dehydration, but I think she heard the rumors that Angelina and Brad are talking wedding plans — and fainted!
Yeah, laugh at my theory… but it isn’t too far-fetched given one source from the set:
“Jen is running on fumes and her nerves are frayed. She hasn’t been taking great care of herself physically, and it finally caught up with her.
She’s upset that she’s 40 and all alone. Her love life is definitely causing her sleepless nights and stress. Jen has been complaining to friends that she feels like she’s running on an endless treadmill and that she has zero social life. The collapse was a warning sign that she needs to unplug.”
See? The dehydration and sleepless nights may have contributed, but the source is Jen’s loneliness.
Do you think Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will ever marry?
The Sunday Mirror’s source does, and says Angelina’s decided they ought to so everyone will know how great and strong the relationship is:
“Usually it’s Brad who wants to talk marriage. But this time it was Angelina. An aide sent them all the clippings about their ‘relationship problems’ and Angelina said it was probably best if they married and put an end to the speculation. Brad’s face lit up, he was thrilled.”
There’s a flaw in this theory and story. Can you spot it?
Okay, I’ll tell you. Marriage is not exactly the rock steady institution that guarantees together-forever-ness. Angelina should know that as well as anyone, since she’s already been married twice before and her current beau was married to She Who Shall Not Be Named when they met.
So I’m calling foul on this rumor.
I’m pretty sure that’s a sports term that implies I don’t think this is true.
With her incessantly praised beauty and constant kid and Brad Pitt drama, sometimes it’s easy to forget the Angelina Jolie is an intelligent and articulate woman.
But we’ve been reminded, thanks to a Time Magazine article she authored about the genocide in Darfur, and the United Nations’ responsibility toward the matter. Angelina condemns both Omar al-Bashir and those who ignore the suffering:
“Bashir’s response to the indictments was an insult to the international community and the hundreds of thousands who have died in Darfur. He kicked out of his country 16 international aid groups who were desperately trying to save his citizens. He even appointed one of the suspects, Ahmed Haroun, to a committee supposedly investigating human-rights absues in Darfur. You’ll struggle to find a better illustration of the culture of impunity that reigns in Khartoum.
Darfur has almost disappeared from the news, and experts now call it a “low-intensity” conflict. But the intensity of the crisis has not lessened for those who are struggling to survive. More than 250,000 people from Darfur have lived destitute lives in refugee camps in Chad for six years now. Camps with more than 2 million internally displaced persons inside Darfur are even worse. Thirty percent of those displaced are schoo-age children. Girls leaving the camps are raped; boys leaving the camps are killed. They want an education; they want to go back to their villages, to their land; they want peace. But they also want jusice.”
The National Enquirer tends to get things right… but Brad Pitt’s rep claims that in the case of the Angelina-Brad-breakup, they’re dead wrong.
The spokesperson got in touch with People.com and said the rumors are “absolutely not true.” Which is good, since if they break up they’d have to find a way to split up $200 million and six kids.