America Ferrera was freezing while filming an episode of Ugly Betty yesterday, but she still took time to talk to fans. They asked for pictures and autographs, and America was sweet enough to oblige.
But she sure looks tired. Could it be the rumors of cancellation are getting her down?
Hope you’re not too attached to Ugly Betty, because ABC just took the show off its spring roster. Instead, you’ll be seeing Samantha Who? and In the Motherhood in its spots.
Technically, Ugly Betty isn’t canceled. The network is saying they’ll bring it back mid-June. But having a show return during the infamous summer rerun season may not work out so well for its longevity.
Last night was the Screen Actors Guild Awards — did you watch? I didn’t, but I definitely checked out the dresses. Nothing too exciting, which isn’t the end of the world… but I do have a words for a few of the attendees.
Angelina Jolie
Angelina, you are a beautiful woman with a body that couldn’t be more perfect if you’d been genetically engineered. It really isn’t fair how gorgeous you are. What makes it even more annoying is that you draped your body in a spare bed sheet. If I looked like you, I’d make sure everyone knew it and cried themselves to sleep, agonizing over the fact they would never be as hot as me.
Your refusal to behave in that manner… your facial expression that says, “I am serenely above such petty things like clothing and rivalries”… everything about you last night makes me angry.
And please tell Brad that I’m mad at him, too, for not persuading you to sex it up a bit. This is an outrageous offense by both of you.
Nicollette Sheridan
Hey, Nicollette
I know this dress probably looked great on the hanger, and you liked the concept, and thought the blue would make a nice contrast against the red carpet and your pale skin. I think you need a best friend, though, because someone should’ve let you know that once you put it on, it looked like a Georgia O’Keefe painting had vomited all over you.
I’m so sorry to break the news.
America Ferrera
America, you’re beautiful. You’re not a butterbody. But you’ve apparently chosen a dress that includes a ghostly hand groping you. Is it visible in person, or just when a photograph is taken? I’ve heard that’s how some ghosts work… you can kind of catch a glimpse of them in maybe a mirror or a picture, even if you don’t see them with the naked eye.
I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt here, but just double check next time that you don’t choose a haunted gown.
Mickey Rourke
Mickey. It is always unacceptable to have your hand in your pants while in public. This is becoming a habit with you and it needs to stop. Once you master this, we will talk about your poor clothing choices.
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So many ways to get annoyed, so few ways to fix it.
Did you catch Lindsay Lohan’s appearance on Ugly Betty a few weeks ago? The star was slated to be on six episodes, but that’s been cut to four. Word is that Lindsay’s behavior has been less than stellar, as she acts like the diva she thinks she is.
A source told New York Post’s Page Six, “It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess. [And she] refused to go on set until America was there — it was a power play.”
The publicists are, of course, trying to play down the bad behavior. Everyone is happy! Everyone loves each other!
Right.
