Last night, Sephora debuted their exclusive new tanning lotion, Lindsay Lohan’s Sevin Nyne. The actress and her little sister, Ali, showed up to promote the product, but… considering it was a tanning lotion, shouldn’t one of them look tanned?

Lindsay’s face had obviously benefited from the heavy touch (closed fist?) of a bronzer, but her pale body nearly blended in  with her ivory dress.

Bad marketing… Lindsay, it’s like you want to kill you career.

Lindsay Lohan and sister Ali did a little post break-up stress shopping yesterday, and the starlet is wearing real color for the first time in forever.

Is that a good sign, indicating she sees this as a new chapter in her life? Or does it mean she slept on the floor of Ali’s room, whimpering as she wiped her tears with Kleenex and threw back a few goodnight shots of vodka and had to borrow clothes in the morning?

Either way, it’s good to see normal behaviors and hues coming from Lindsay.

Oh, the drama.

Lindsay Lohan’s mother, Dina, took to Twitter to express her outrage over recent reports that she took her underage daughter, Ali, to a nightclub on Wednesday. When they got to the door, Villa’s security guard turned away the family because Ali was too young to enter.

And because someone gave Dina a computer and internet access, she fumed online:

“You know WHAT ok I’m sorry but this is just out of control I am not a monster or a ‘partyer’, just a mother trying to do her best. F this and I don’t normally swear but F THIS! I am sick of being HATED.

How do you all think ‘nightclubs’ make money, not by being open at night they are RESTAURANTS during the day so how can I be crucified! Anyone that watched my show on E! will know that I am no ‘partyer’, ‘bad mom’ ‘neglectful’ ‘unaware,’ I am VERY aware.”

Who does she think she’s convincing? We’ve all seen her daughters…

Michael Lohan said he was shutting down his blog because his daughter Ali asked him to do so… but is it because he decided he didn’t want to pay the bills anymore?

A message posted this morning indicates yes.

Curious what he had to say in this important, important message? Why, you can find out right now!

Well here you have it. My final blog. And for those of you who are doubters or knockers, let me say that I never took a penny for my blog or anything I ever did for any of my children. I did what I did, out of love and concern, regardless of any of your opinions. I did it to help them, advance their careers and give them hope. I taught them that anything is possible if you really want it enough, and that when your heart is in the right place, God will make it all happen!

With that said, let me say that out of respect for my daughter Ali, and her request, this will be my last last blog. And although I have full confidence in Jonathan Jaxon, (who was behind this and some of the best blogs), I have to say that when it comes to my children, who are
not at risk, I have to respect their request.

Before I go, however, I must say that I received a text message from a very close and dear friend of Lindsay’s who I trust and admire. The text said, “between you and me you are doing the right thing. From what I hear, from Lindsay’s nearest and dearest friends, Lindsay is worse
off than ever since she she has been with Sam. I told Dina that Lindsay needs you back in her life, and I think you know that I was the one who really helped Linds get into rehab.”

Without divulging this person’s identity, let me say that I know this person and I trust him/her very much. As a matter of fact, I spent time with him/her and wish that he/she was still part of Lindsday’s life.

For the record, when it comes to sexual preference, I am not biased. What matters most is the substance of an individual rather than thier preference.It is the love and intent behind the relationship that matters. Something I can not give much credence to when it comes to
Samantha. Just look at Samantha’s tax returns before she “engaged” Lindsay, and then after! Look at Lindsay’s career before Samantha and after! Look at all the things Lindsay accompished and had going for her before Samantha and after. And finally, consider how Lindsay spent
every holiday with her family before she met Samantha and then after. Would Lindsay ever leave her little sister in LA with Jenni, and leave with Samantha like she recently did whe she went to Boston?! NEVER!

I was with Lindsay when she got out of Cirque Lodge. I saw and experienced the “old Lindsay” with so much hope and promise. I had full confidence in her. Then back came Samantha! Can’t you all see this? Am I speaking to stone walls? All I ask that you put your selves in my shoes and HONESTLY consider what you would do.

As I said, this is my final blog, and I hope what I have said and expressed to you and Lindsay, have a positive effect on your lives.

God Bless you ALL, be well and thank you for your input. Good, bad, positive or negative, I have learned alot from all of you.

Be Blessed!!!!

Farewell to the short-lived Michael Lohan blog!

Lindsay Lohan’s a hard worker… she was up, Christmas Eve, blogging to keep all of us up-to-date about her family quarrels. What a trooper!

Lindsay basically told us what we already knew — that her dad has an illegitimate child — and then includes a paid advertisement for Britney Spears:

random thoughts

i think that people go through a lot in life. and the things that we go through, whatever they may be, simply just make us stronger in the long run… that is, if we actually take what it is we have learned from our mistakes and teach ourselves what NOT to do in the future. i have gone through a lot in my past, and to be completely honest, i am still going through a lot right now.. my father just let my family and i know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks…

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! wow- do i sound like “debbie downer” or what? not trying to be… but back to the real reason for this blog-i feel like Britney Spears is an amazing talent, and she has gone through a lot, (just as i have) in the public eye.. which is not necessarily a bad thing.. It teaches young girls and boys that there are certain things in life that you should not let get in the way of your dreams and accomplishments. also that you need to take care of yourself before anyone else, and i mean anyone and everyone else. because at the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and see who you really are. stripped of all the distractions in life. so YAY Britney for just being you and still following through with your dreams. i know i am a bit late in writing about this record since it came out already, but better late than never!!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

I love my mom, aliana, cody, michael, and my nana sullivan!! i will be missing them this christmas as it is the first one i am spending away from home. i am spending it with Samantha in Los Angeles.

yours truly,

Lindsay

I don’t blame Lindsay for avoiding more family drama by going home for the holidays, but thank goodness she didn’t forget about her blog readers!

Dina and Ali Lohan attended the 8th Annual Halloween Pet Costume Party last night in New York.

Isn’t that cute? Ali dressed up as her mom’s pet.

Gag.

Rumor had it that Dina Lohan, the infamous mom-ager of Lindsay and Ali Lohan, turned down an offer from famed Johnny Wright to manage Ali’s music career. Wright is known for directing the careers of people such as Justin Timberlake and The Jonas Brothers.

Dina let it slip to the New York Post’s Page Six that she and her youngest daughter were meeting with Wright about working together to kick start Ali’s career.

Wright nows says that he never met with the Lohans, never offered to manage Ali, and was certainly never turned down by them!

That’s too bad for Ali… her career is DOA with her mom at the helm. Seriously… if you listen to her song, All the Way Around, it’s not that bad (though the sound is messed up… on all the YouTube videos I found, as a matter of fact), but watch the video and all you see is utter stupidity, meaning lots of shots of attention-hog Dina.

If Ali’s smart, she’ll contact Wright on her own and beg him to help her!