You’d think Kate Hudson would’ve learned a thing or two from her role in How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days. When you tell a man you’re going to have babies together, first Photoshop your childhood photos together to demonstrate how cute the kids will be. That works every time.
Instead, Kate just told Alex Rodriguez that their DNA combined would make something beautiful. InTouch’s source said that the actress is eager to procreate and is pushing for A-Rod to father a baby:
“She just turned 30 and she’s ready to have her second child. She wants Ryder to have a sibling, so she brought up the idea to Alex and told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility.”
The recently divorced baseball player said “no.” Kate hopes that means “soon.” And I still think the pictures would’ve helped.
Kate Hudson isn’t learning baseball so she can play catch with her son, Ryder. No, she’s trying to learn the game to impress her new beau, Alex Rodriguez.
Why do women turn themselves inside out for douchebags like him? I think I must be part robot or something, because that eludes me despite my own chromosomes.
Predictably, A-Rod wasn’t impressed. He reportedly rolled his eyes when the simpering blonde told him the good news.
The beginning of the end.
Recently Nerve.com came out with a list of the 20 Unsexiest Beautiful People. It includes people like Alex Rodriguez, Nicole Kidman, and Orlando Bloom — people who have great bodies, but nothing that would inspire a fit of passion.
I want to know, Dishiness readers: who do you think is an unsexy beautiful person? Tell me in the comments!
Rumored romance between Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez is supposedly getting “serious.”
How do we know?
Well, Kate’s risking Owen Wilson’s sanity by edging the relationship into the public sphere… oh, no wait… I forgot. Kate doesn’t care about Owen. It isn’t till people start blaming her for his suicide attempts that she seems at all sympathetic.
There are other reasons for the “serious” moniker, though. A source told People, “It’s somewhat serious. He introduced her to a bunch of his friends.”
Additionally, Kate supposedly introduced A-Rod to her five-year-old son, Ryder. I don’t know how that makes it serious, since he’s only one in a long line of “uncles,” I’m sure. Kate isn’t known for being a prude, and Ryder has the look of a preschooler who has seen too much in his short lifetime. He knows what’s going on.
I’m sure they’re dating, I’m just not so sure it’s a big deal.
Madonna admits that she wants to adopt another child from Malawai, but her recent love troubles might make that difficult.
In less than a year, Madonna’s divorced her husband, and been linked to married Alex Rodriguez and Baby Jesus Luz. According to an official in Malawi’s Ministry of Women and Child Welfare, that could influence government honchos to deny her an adoption:
“Our official policy is that we do not encourage our children to be sent into broken homes. The news she is linked to another woman’s husband and a young man less than half her age makes us question her morals.”
Another official added, “We do not only look at the material issues, but also the moral standing of prospective adoptive parents, because we do not want our children’s morals to be corrupted.”
Could this be a battle Madonna doesn’t win?
Although Madonna’s telling A-Rod that the Brazilian model is just a PR stunt, no one let Jesus Luz in on the secret. He’s been spending loads of time with the star, posing for a Graduate-esque photoshoot with her, rumored to be keeping her happy in the sack, and now is even considering converting to Kabbalah thanks to Madonna’s influence.
When asked about it, the current Catholic had deep words to say:
“It is not important what others think about us. The most important thing is to have a clear conscience, even if I am condemned. We can not forget that Jesus was condemned.”
Ha. Yes, I caught that play on words, buddy. You’re so clever.
Wow, this is a bad week for Madonna! First she has Courtney Love tell her to stay away from London (ha!), and now she’s learned that her (former?) lover Alex Rodriguez has run back to his ex-wife following his steroid scandal.
According to New York Daily News‘ source, Madonna is hurt and fighting with A-Rod about her choice to spend time with Brazilian model Jesus Luz:
“Alex ran right home to Cynthia, and to Madonna, this is the ultimate diss. But Alex’s handlers want to make sure he’s as far from Madonna as possible. He has enough negative publicity as it is…
Madonna and A-Rod have been burning up the phones, and she keeps on insisting that Jesus is just a PR stunt. Alex says he understands, and how he’s asking her to understand that salvaging his career is his priority.
Madge is totally making a play to get Alex back. She feels like she’s losing him, but he is only with Cynthia for comfort. Plus, he’s afraid she’ll talk! Meanwhile, Madonna just wishes he had come to her. She has been the subject of negative press her whole career, and she wants to help him understand that this too shall pass.”
Alex is probably wise to try to keep a lower profile for awhile, since no one (meaning me and Seattle at the very least) likes him already. Madonna might think about doing the same, at least when it comes to her love life…
Kate Hudson has been linked with Alex Rodriguez as of late, after the two were seen together leaving Lure Fishbar in Manhattan. Later in the night, the couple headed to another bar.
Hudson’s rep says the reports are overblown — the two were actually out in a large group of people. Maybe, maybe not. I think it’s about that time for Hudson, since she’s been single for a bit now… and we know it’s always that time for A-Rod.
Sidenote: Have I said how much I despise A-Rod? Ugh… Seattle will never forgive you and neither will I, you Yankee jerk.
Madonna is apparently moving forward with plans to adopt another child from Malawi, this time a little girl named Mercy James.
Mercy is four years old, but has been raised by her grandparents after her mother died 18 days after giving birth. Mercy’s grandfather told Star magazine, “It breaks our hearts to know she will leave us, but adoption is best for her.”
The adoption is scheduled to be final after the new year, and Madonna plans to bring Alex Rodriguez with her to Malawi to get her new daughter.
Don’t you think Madonna’s current children might benefit from a few extra minutes of her attention following their parents public divorce, instead of a new sibling? Just my thought…
Despite spending Thanksgiving together, attending events with one another, and even getting babysat by her best friend Gwyneth Paltrow, Alex Rodriguez says that Madonna is just a buddy. He denies that their relationship is anything more:
“We’re friends — that’s it. I’ve been to two concerts, yet I’ve read that I went to 20. I’ve also read that we were buying an apartment together. That is absolutely ridiculous and not true. You have to have a sense of humor when it comes to this stuff.”
First of all, I don’t believe him because he’s a known jerk (the Mariners are glad to be rid of you and are not still bitter, A-Rod!). Secondly, if he really blew off his kids this Thanksgiving for someone who is just a friend, that makes him an even bigger piece of crap than he was before.
