Curious what he had to say in this important, important message? Why, you can find out right now!

Well here you have it. My final blog. And for those of you who are doubters or knockers, let me say that I never took a penny for my blog or anything I ever did for any of my children. I did what I did, out of love and concern, regardless of any of your opinions. I did it to help them, advance their careers and give them hope. I taught them that anything is possible if you really want it enough, and that when your heart is in the right place, God will make it all happen!

With that said, let me say that out of respect for my daughter Ali, and her request, this will be my last last blog. And although I have full confidence in Jonathan Jaxon, (who was behind this and some of the best blogs), I have to say that when it comes to my children, who are
not at risk, I have to respect their request.

Before I go, however, I must say that I received a text message from a very close and dear friend of Lindsay’s who I trust and admire. The text said, “between you and me you are doing the right thing. From what I hear, from Lindsay’s nearest and dearest friends, Lindsay is worse
off than ever since she she has been with Sam. I told Dina that Lindsay needs you back in her life, and I think you know that I was the one who really helped Linds get into rehab.”

Without divulging this person’s identity, let me say that I know this person and I trust him/her very much. As a matter of fact, I spent time with him/her and wish that he/she was still part of Lindsday’s life.

For the record, when it comes to sexual preference, I am not biased. What matters most is the substance of an individual rather than thier preference.It is the love and intent behind the relationship that matters. Something I can not give much credence to when it comes to
Samantha. Just look at Samantha’s tax returns before she “engaged” Lindsay, and then after! Look at Lindsay’s career before Samantha and after! Look at all the things Lindsay accompished and had going for her before Samantha and after. And finally, consider how Lindsay spent
every holiday with her family before she met Samantha and then after. Would Lindsay ever leave her little sister in LA with Jenni, and leave with Samantha like she recently did whe she went to Boston?! NEVER!

I was with Lindsay when she got out of Cirque Lodge. I saw and experienced the “old Lindsay” with so much hope and promise. I had full confidence in her. Then back came Samantha! Can’t you all see this? Am I speaking to stone walls? All I ask that you put your selves in my shoes and HONESTLY consider what you would do.

As I said, this is my final blog, and I hope what I have said and expressed to you and Lindsay, have a positive effect on your lives.

God Bless you ALL, be well and thank you for your input. Good, bad, positive or negative, I have learned alot from all of you.

Be Blessed!!!!

Farewell to the short-lived Michael Lohan blog!

Although Khloe Kardashian recently posed for PETA, supporting an anti-fur and anti-meat stance, sister Kim recently took to her blog to explain that she has not made a similar lifestyle choice. Some gossips have been spreading the commendable but untrue story that Kim was following in Khloe’s footsteps. Kim has not:

“Khloe did the new ad for PETA and that completely makes sense for her — she hasn’t eaten red meat in over ten years and it’s a because that’s close to her heart.

I haven’t bought any new furs since Khloe’s PETA ad but I definitely will not look like a hypocrite when I wear fur and people put up these fake stories about me turning over a new leaf and giving up fur!

These articles also stated that Reggie was going to dump me if I didn’t give up fur and that’s just not true. We went to Sundance last year and I have done interviews sharing a funny story about how I was wearing a fur vest there: As we drove up a hill to our Park City hotel we saw animal rights activists with cans of paint, protesting. Reggie rolled the window down yelling “she’s in here!” He was joking and certainly wouldn’t dump me over it.

I respect PETA to the fullest along with any other animal rights organizations. But I just wanted to set the record straight!”

Whether you agree with Kim or not, you have to admire her honesty. I’m sure there was a lot of pressure to just go along with the rumors.

You don’t have to wait until the Super Bowl tomorrow to catch all the good stuff happening in between passes and touchdowns. For example… here’s a short teaser for the new G.I. Joe movie.

Enjoy!

The One Who Ought Not Be Mentioned Without Permission is suing a blog for using her name and image without permission. Since OWONBMWP claims a minor degree of fame, the lawsuit won’t hold any water and is most likely a publicity stunt.

BUT. The arrogance involved in something like that is nauseating, which is never fun but especially on a weekend. It’s only good to be sick if it’s a weekday and if you get to skip work.

I will interpret this information correctly for you.

Scarlett Johannson has declared that although she loooooves working with Woody Allen, she’s hoping to work with Tim Burton next:

“I would love to work with Tim Burton. I am a huge Tim Burton fan.”

How should we understand this?

“I think Johnny Depp is sexxxxxxxy. I want to be close to him without being accused of stalking or cheating on my husband. I want him to reconsider that marriage with the French girl. I played a European in The Other Boleyn Girl so I’m totally an option for him.”

What would you do without Dishiness, seriously?

This man is my hero.

Too bad her dad wasn’t around when the paparazzi snapped photos of her shirt falling off the other day.

Miley Cyrus says that when her dad is around, the paps don’t bother her, because Billy Ray runs interference for the starlet:

“He is protective of all of us, because he loves us. He particularly gets upset when paparazzi always try to get my picture. It’s because I’m his little girl. Once I saw im get upset with one guy. He was saying, ‘Dude, not cool, not cool.’ The guy was so apologetic, going, ‘Sorry, Mr. Cyrus, sorry.’”

What a display of manly macho-ness! Can’t you just see Billy Ray and his magnificently straight-ironed hair striding up to a pap to say menacingly, “Not cool, dude. Not cool.” I believe his voice at that point becomes very Clint Eastwood. Of course the photographer cowers! And Miley’s status as a pure princess remains.

Twilight star Robert Pattinson doesn’t like to think of himself as an actor. He’s come up with another term that he deemed more fitting:

“Acting is something I’m very serious about, and that’s why I chose it. I’m still embarrassed to say I’m an actor because it’s kinda cheesy, so I prefer to say I do something else. I don’t like the word ‘acting.’ I prefer the world ‘creating,’ because I want to build a character with an idea that turns into something that people will remember. In every job that I’ve done, I’ve put something of my life into it, I try to add my life into the movie. Every period of my life in which I’ve played a different character, I’ve been a different person.”

Oooh, deep.

I’m still going to call him an actor.

There’s a reason you’ll never again hear Katy Perry talk about which girls she’d like to kiss. Although her hit song I Kissed a Girl makes it seem like she’d be open with that sort of information, Katy says it’s a pain when people start talking about it

“I have kissed a girl but I have stopped telling everybody who I thought was hot because it becomes next day’s news — ‘holy s***, she wants to make out with Scarlett Johansson,’ and I’m like, ‘well, not really.’ I get so shy if I see them.”

Poor thing. How dare people talk about her kissing girls after she sings songs and talks about it!

Because I just posted about Madonna and Guy Ritchie, I thought I’d look up Lourdes just for kicks.

Oh. My. Goodness.

What is going on with this outfit? This is Lourdes coming out of the Manhattan Kabbalah Center last night looking like she’s a salesman from the 1920s.

The girl is beautiful. And she likes to experiment with fashion. But someone needs a full-length mirror to check herself before she walks out the door.