She’s so lovely with her unconsciously lovely style, her elegant brows, her spray-painted turqoise hair…

Is it any wonder Kanye loves Amber Rose?

It’s Friday, and we’re all struggling. So maybe vintage Ted Danson seducing you will help you get through if you’re stuck in an office somewhere.

Here’s why Bradley Cooper emphasized so strongly that Jennifer Aniston was just a friend:

Because during their date, she started talking to him about having babies.

The National Enquirer’s source dished about her highly inappropriate dinner conversation:

“Jen gave Bradley her ‘relationship timeline’ speech over dinner, about how she wants to be pregnant within the year and for marriage to follow soon after.

He called Jen after he returned to L.A. a few days later, and told her flat out that he thought it best that they go back to being friends. Bradley said he’s not looking for any type of commitment…

Jen was withdrawn. She’d been crying to her girlfriends about how she feels her love life is doomed.”

Keep the crazy in, Jennifer.

Sandra Bullock keeps talking about her nude scene in new movie The Proposal. But now she’s focusing on co-star Ryan Reynold’s body in her commentary:

“The minute Ryan got naked all eyes went to Ryan and then I kind of snuck out naked and then people only noticed I too was naked right after we shot it. So that means no one watched me and no one can criticize me. Watch it again, your eyes go to Ryan. You see, if Ryan got naked now and I got naked now I guarantee you unconsciously people would [look at him] and go ‘oh… she’s naked too…’ That’s just what God made and unfortunately it’s on his body and not mine.

We tried not to be fully naked just for the crew. You know they had to have lunch, they had to go home and sleep and we wanted to make sure that still happened.”

Okay, Sandra… we know you’re funny and all but I’m tired of hearing about the nude scene. If I want to see it, I’ll go to the movie — I don’t need you painting a picture in every interview.

Uhh… there’s a new documentary coming out.

It’s called Britney Spears Saved My Life, and is being produced by BBC. See, I’m glad this news came today, because it reminds me why I’m so glad we fought for independence from Britain.

Happy pre-Fourth of July!

Quincy Jones was a long-time friend of Michael Jackson, but in a recent interview with Details he didn’t sound super sad about his death. Instead, he talked about Michael spending his life trying not to be black:

“He’d come up with, “Man, I promise you I have this disease,’ and so forth, and ‘I have a blister on my lungs,’ and all that kind of B.S. It’s hard, because Michael’s a Virgo, man — he’s very set in his ways. You can’t talk him out of it. Chemical peels and all that stuff.

I’ve been around junkies and stuff all my life. I’ve heard every excuse. It’s like smokers — ‘I only smoke when I drink’ and all that stuff. But it’s bullsh*t. You’re justifying something that’s destructive to your existence. It’s crazy… He obviously didn’t want to be black.”

Is this simmering anger connected to Quincy’s refusal to attend the funeral next week?

Uh… who is Jessica Alba’s young friend?

The actress was seen sans baby Honor and husband Cash, and instead holding the hand of a teenage girl. As fast as Honor’s growing up, this is obviously not her. Any ideas?

Oh, gosh… how can your heart not break when you see those children’s little faces? These home movie clips aired on Good Morning America, but are now making the internet rounds.

Yesterday, Brad Pitt had a break-down. Luckily, it wasn’t a Britney-esque situation… just his vintage motorcycle.

While riding around like a bad boy, the thing conked out. Brad was forced to beg a paparazzo for a ride home.

It’s like AAA for the rich and famous!

Sexy Shakira is ready to reproduce.

The Colombian singer says that after her next album is released, she’s getting down to serious baby-making with her boyfriend. Shakira wants two, but her man wants three… and who can blame him?

For now, though, she’s focusing on her unnamed album and releasing new singles like this one, called Loba (which translates to “She-Wolf”).

Hey, Detroit!

Eminem wrote you a love song and filmed a music video… because he doesn’t want you to be in doubt about his affection.

Awww, I love Johnny Depp all of the time, but today just a little more than normal.

The actor was in London this week, and spent a day visiting Great Ormond Street Hospital. He came dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow and cheered up children who were sick and admitted.

So sweet!

Th kiddies got to talk, ask questions, and have their pictures taken with him. What a wonderful guy.

And here are some more pictures of his wonderfulness.

Gary Coleman’s marriage doesn’t seem to be working out very well.

His wife, Shannon Price, was booked last night on domestic violence charges. While police say she didn’t hurt anyone, she did destroy his belongings… and I’m guessing she threatened to throw him across the room, too, and that’s when he called the cops.

Shannon was released on bail.

Rihanna was caught breaking the law two nights ago… when she walked into a tattoo parlor, picked up a needle, and started giving East Side Ink’s artists little R’s and umbrellas.

Th problem is that in New York City, each tattoo was a misdemeanor because she isn’t a licensed tattoo artist. There’s a good chance RIhanna’s getting fined for her crimes, because the police department told TMZ that they’re definitely looking into the incident.

As a dad, Michael Jackson wanted his kids to be proud of him and to understand what he was passionate about. That’s why, according to his former publicist Stuart Backerman, Michael was going to bring his brood to the show and sing a duet with oldest son, Prince:

“He was planning on doing a short duet with his son, Prince. He knew his kids would enjoy it… He wanted his kids to see him perform at least once to get the vibe of the Michael Jackson mania.” (via UsMagazine.com)

Awww, that would’ve been such a special moment for his kids and for fans. I wonder what song they had planned…?